Thursday, February 16, 2012

A 'Love' Misunderstanding


Dear Elizabeth,

I have enjoyed each day and night we have spent together for the past six and a half years—our long strolls on the beach, the horseback riding excursions across the mountain trails, our lavish cruises around the world, the evenings where I took you to your favorite restaurants for dinner by candlelight, our “rolls in the hay.”  I love your silky, flowing chestnut brown hair; I love your deep blue eyes; I love the scent of your perfume; I love your long, shapely legs; I love the feeling of your soft lips touching mine when we kiss…but I have something I must confess to you.  There is…how do I say this?  There is another woman.  I know I have seemed distant for the past few months, and this other woman would be the explanation.   
 This woman is the woman of my dreams, the woman that only comes once in a lifetime.  She is much younger than you and I. I have fallen completely head over heels for this fine lady and I cannot let this opportunity pass me by.  I am a man of sixty-seven years old.  I cannot live a lie for the rest of my remaining years I have left on this earth.  I don’t have much time left! In order to be true to myself, I know I have to pursue a passionate relationship with her.  I love you too much to string you along like this, so I feel like I have to bring this relationship to an end.  I am certain you have heard the saying, “If you love someone, then let them go.” This is how I feel, and I think it would be best if you came to the same conclusion.  I know they are next to impossible to find, but there are other men better than I am out there.  I feel it would be in your best interest if you went out on a search to find one of those men for yourself.  I hate to see you alone in such pain and anguish, so this is why I have written you this letter.  I did not wish to confront you face-to-face, because I know that this confrontation would be too excruciating for you to handle.  I consider this a favor from me to you, and I hope you feel the same way as I do about my method of presenting you with my feelings. 
While you were away on the two-week long Alaskan cruise with Theresa and Barbara, I took the liberty of writing you this letter and packing my belongings.   By the time you have gotten home and read this letter, I have been long gone, sailing off to Europe with my new lover.  I hope you have no hard feelings toward me, because I believe the two of us separating is the best thing possible for our sake.  Keep in mind that you will remain in my heart, always and forever. 

                                                                                                Sincerely,
Reginald

Monday, February 6, 2012

Knot Now


Kim Neubauer
Ms. Bavaro: “Knot Now”
Creative Writing
2/6/12



Knot Now

She adjusted his bow tie firmly. “Now you better keep this on and behave at the wedding,” she said to her young son impatiently.  He squirmed and tugged at his bow tie and his tiny tux.  “I’m serious, Jake! You better behave!  We better not have a repeat of what happened at last year’s Christmas party.” You don’t want to make your Aunt Megan upset on one of the most important and most expensive days of her life, do you?” 
“No,” Jake replied reluctantly.  A car horn beeped outside.
“Good.  Now get in the car.  Your father’s waiting.”
Jake opened the front door and walked outside.  As he walked to the car he loosened his black bow tie.  Luckily for Jake, his mother was running a bit behind schedule, so she was still in the house and didn’t see him.  In the meantime Jake’s father got him situated in his car seat.
“Daddy, why do I still have to sit in this car seat? I don’t like it.”
“Because you’re only five years old.  You’re not big enough yet.”
“When will I be big enough then?”
Jake’s father sighed, “I don’t know, Jake. We’ll talk about this later.” He got into the front seat of the car and beeped the horn. “Come on Shannon! We’re already late! AND you’re the maid of honor!  Plus, your sister’s a bridezilla.”  His wife came rushing out of house barefoot, with her pink high heels in her left hand and her matching purse in her right.
“Don’t you think I know that, Dave?  I can’t show up to my only sister’s wedding looking like a mess.  A girl needs time to get ready!” She got in the front seat of the car and closed the door.  Dave rolled his eyes and pulled away from the curb.
“Happens every time we go anywhere,” Dave mumbled under his breath. 
The car ride was over an hour long—an eternity to any five-year-old boy.   He kept himself busy as best he could by looking out of the window and napping. 
“I hope Megan isn’t stressing out too much,” Shannon sighed, putting on her heels.
“So do I.  I love her like my own sister, but she can really overreact sometimes—and today is a day that she can’t let that type of thing ruin her,” Dave replied, sounding concerned.
Shannon moaned, “You’re right Dave.  You’re absolutely right.  I pray to God that everything runs smoothly for her!”  Shannon turned around to check on Jake.  “Aww he’s asleep.  How much longer to we have left to go?”
“About five more minutes, Shan.”
The family of three arrived at the wedding ceremony.   There was a decent-sized crowd of family and friends filing into the church.  There were mostly adults attending the wedding around Jake’s age except for the ring-bearer, but he was in the middle of getting ready for his ring-bearing duties. 
“I’m going to go and help out Megan, so I’ll see you two when the reception starts.  Let’s keep our fingers crossed!” Shannon said to Jake and her husband.
“Alright.  Jake, how about you go and find us two a seat?  I’m just going to run to the bathroom before everything begins.  And don’t go wandering around anywhere,” Jake’s father said sternly.
Jake shot him a look. “Okay Dad.  I’ll go sit down.”
Jake found an empty pew in the back of the church but he didn’t stay there very long.  He heard a commotion going on between the bride and another person over the phone. 
“What do you mean your daughter can’t come to my wedding?  Oh. She’s sick. I don’t care if all four limbs are hanging off of her body! A flower girl is absolutely necessary for a wedding!”  All the while, Jake’s mother, Shannon tried to calm her down.
“Megan, please stop yelling.  Give me the phone and I’ll try to work it all out,” said Shannon.
Megan pushed her sister away and continued to holler at the flower girl’s mother.
  “If you said she was coming, then she should come!  Thanks for ruining my special day.  I hope you’re happy!”  In a fury, Megan threw her cell phone at Shannon and stormed off.
“Megan! Get back here!” Shannon shouted.  She didn’t bother to run after Megan.  She apologized to the flower girl’s mother.
Jake, being the being the curious and fidgety child he was, he snuck out of his pew and wandered around the church to see where his aunt had run off to.  As he meandered about, he heard someone crying.  He was certain it was his aunt.  He followed the sound and saw who was the one that was weeping.  Sure enough, he was right.  He found her in a room by herself with a basket of pink flower petals placed beside her.
“What’s wrong?” he asked.
“Oh, it’s nothing Jake.  I’ll be fine.  Where are your mom and dad?”
“Daddy’s probably sitting in the church and mommy’s talking to someone on the phone.  Tell me what’s wrong, Aunt Megan.”
Jake sat down next to his aunt. He noticed her tears were causing her makeup to run. 
“Well, the flower girl can’t come to the wedding.  What’s a wedding without a flower girl?” she said, putting her head in her hands.  Jake sat and thought for a moment.  He wanted to help his aunt out and make her day perfect.
“Aunt Megan, I could be the flower guy.”  Megan looked at her nephew and started to tear up again, and wiped her face with a soggy tissue.  This time, these tears weren’t sad tears; they were genuine tears of joy. 
“Oh, Jake! You would do that for me?
“Yeah I would, Aunt Megan! —But on one condition…I am not wearing a dress.” 
Aunt Megan laughed and gave Jake a hug. “No, no, I won’t make you wear a dress!”
“Good, ‘cuz you’d be on your own if you did!” Jake said jokingly.
“Thank you, Jake.  You’re the best nephew any aunt in the world could ask for!”
“No problem, Aunt Megan. Gimme those flowers!”
Aunt Megan took his hand and they walked out of the room.  Megan went to redo her make up as Jake went to get ready for his “flower guy” duties. 

When the two were waiting to walk down the aisle, Megan noticed that Jake’s tie was a bit askew. 
“Wait a minute Jake!”  Megan leaned down to adjust it.
“What is it?”
“There you go, bud.  Lookin’ good!”  She gave him a thumbs up.
“Thanks Aunt Megan!” 
And there Jake went, holding a white wicker basket while lightly tossing pink flower petals to the ground.   Everyone sitting in the pews smiled and laughed at his cuteness.  Jake wasn’t embarrassed one bit.  He embraced all the attention he was getting.  He was the comic relief that he knew his aunt needed.   To make her laugh even more, he daintily picked out each petal and flicked his wrist each time and then bowed when he was all out of petals.   Everyone cheered and clapped.  Tears were brought to Jake’s mother’s and aunt’s eyes.   As handsome as the ring bearer was and as beautiful as the bride’s maids were, no one could compare to the gaiety that Jake brought to the church. 
Then there was the moment everyone was waiting for; the bride began to walk down the aisle with her father on her arm.  All of her pre-wedding tears were wiped away, her long flowing hair was perfect, her white, delicately laced designer dress was stunning, and she was smiling from ear-to-ear.  Even though it was a little unorthodox, her wedding day had turned out perfectly.